Skepticism Scribe Gifts

The Truth is In Here

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Skeptic Tank.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."