Skepticism Scribe Pillows

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Skeptic Tank.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"