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Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Welcome to the Team

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

"USA map"

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"I have my very own ATM password."

Hip Pocket Editions

The first marsupial.

Kangaroo Pocket

Greg, we need to talk about your out-of-pocket expenses .....

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"I'll be the best side dish ever."

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

The Cargo Business Suit

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."

"Pssst! Interested in women's clothes with actual real pockets?"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'

Cargo Kangaroos.

'Here after let this be known as the night of the long side burns!'

"And it has pockets!"

'This is Chris. He's a pocket cartoonist.'

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

You get an allowance, not a pension and profit sharing allowance.