Shuttlecock Slingers Gifts

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Whatever!

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

Tom Waits.

Organic Salad

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Cooking Cowboy

'I was always told to write about what I know.'

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Kibosh farmin'

Man carring a child sees his silhoutte,which makes him look pregnant.

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

J.D. Power & Associate

Teen Weather

I love badminton.

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Not many swords in tonight..."

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."

Earthing Up

Badminton/Goodminton