Shuttlecock Slingers Pillows

Carolina María Marín Martín caricature 2

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Whatever!

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Cooking Cowboy

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Why some people shouldn't try keeping up with slang. So, twerking hard or hardly twerking?

Tom Waits.

Organic Salad

'I was always told to write about what I know.'

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Man carring a child sees his silhoutte,which makes him look pregnant.

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

Kibosh farmin'

J.D. Power & Associate

Teen Weather

I love badminton.

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Not many swords in tonight..."

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."

This Russia story is one big nothing burger. Tap tap tap tap tap. Stop it I hate that phrase. That's because you're just a big hate-burger. And in any case, stop yapping. I'm tired of listening to your word-burgers. Stop it or I'll pound you into ground loser-burger. Your threat-burgers don't impress-burger me.

Earthing Up