Shuttlecock Admirer Pillows

"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."

Skiing.

Snow flake

Yo ho ho!

Scarecrows guarding a field

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Clockwork Doll

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Skating.

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

Godot - Retard Indetermine

I love badminton.

Ask Me About My Big Feet

Revolutionary Study

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

'Some of these flakes of snow are enormous Leonard...Leonard?'

Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.

"What a shell!"

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."

Eurostar: 'AAAAGH! A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE!'

'You know Jerry, I think you should try a stronger dandruff shampoo.'

Badminton/Goodminton