Shuttlecock Admirer Mugs

"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."

Skiing.

Snow flake

Yo ho ho!

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Scarecrows guarding a field

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

The 39 Steps

Clockwork Doll

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

Godot - Retard Indetermine

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

Skating.

Bates Motel has a vacancy.

Revolutionary Study

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

I love badminton.

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'Some of these flakes of snow are enormous Leonard...Leonard?'

Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

Carolina María Marín Martín caricature 2

'You know Jerry, I think you should try a stronger dandruff shampoo.'

Eurostar: 'AAAAGH! A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE!'

"What a shell!"

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."

Badminton/Goodminton