Beckett Admirer Mugs

Godot - Retard Indetermine

"Thank you for calling the Godot help line. All of our representatives are currently busy. Estimated waiting time..."

I turned up - where were you? Godot

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Hildegard von Bingen

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Victorian Gentleman

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Robert Schumann

Charles Baudelaire

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magician Playing Golf.

J. M. W. Turner

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Loud Chorister

Johannes Brahms

Ludwig von Beethoven

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Atomic Bear: Part 20

'Do you know the pearl fishers?'

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Forrest Gander

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

The Landlord Of The Rings