Showgirl Gifts

Magic Accident

"Oops!"

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

"Remember me?"

Can can dancer.

Too Much?

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Succession 2

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Hollywood producer.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Toenail clipping missile.

'I'm a star!'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Fashion Week"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Er. . . anything else?"

TV stage door

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Stage producer.

No Talent Agency

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Jerry's dancing dogs

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'