Shop Talk Lover Gifts

Spoil the shop talk enthusiast with our curated collection of humorous and thoughtful items designed for those who thrive on retail conversations, creative giggles, and lively banter. Perfect for anyone who loves to keep the shop floor lively and their conversations even livelier.

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''Sorry, we get no demand for it'- if I've said that once today, I've said it a hundred times!'

''Sorry, we get no demand for it'- if I've said that once today, I've said it a hundred times!' mockup

''Sorry, we get no demand for it'- if I've said that once today, I've said it a hundred times!'

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"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

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"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping." mockup

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

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"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"It's black, but it's not New York black." mockup

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

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'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till mockup

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

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"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired." mockup

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

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Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed! mockup

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

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"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede." mockup

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

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'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.' mockup

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

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'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.' mockup

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

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"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!" mockup

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

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Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open) mockup

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

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'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.' mockup

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

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Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care. mockup

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

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'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?' mockup

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

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'All these conferences look the same.' mockup

'All these conferences look the same.'

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SAGE (unknown model)

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"Remember when all this was free?" mockup

"Remember when all this was free?"

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Ladies Lingerie.

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Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

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'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.' mockup

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

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Pop-up shop...

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Does my bank account look big in this? mockup

Does my bank account look big in this?

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Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983 mockup

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

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'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.' mockup

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

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'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...' mockup

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

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"I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper." "What's that?" "It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves." "I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything." "They say if you love your work, you never 'work' a day in your life." "To each his own, I guess." "I love everything about shopping. From the seductive 'OPEN' sign, to the supple checkout lines."

"I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper." "What's that?" "It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves." "I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything." "They say if you love your work, you never 'work' a day in your life." "To each his own, I guess." "I love everything about shopping. From the seductive 'OPEN' sign, to the supple checkout lines."

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