Shop-talk Enthusiast Gifts

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Self-Checkout.

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Irregulars

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"