Shoe Whisperer Pillows

What do your shoes say about you?

'The last of the Mohicans'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Touring Cyclist

Children's education

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

The Hammer

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

A Girl and Her Horse

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Mister Oedipus.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"You spoil that Hamster."

Foreigner ready for the hunt

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'