Shoe Whisperer Mugs

'The last of the Mohicans'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Touring Cyclist

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Children's education

The Hammer

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

A Girl and Her Horse

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

Foreigner ready for the hunt

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.