Shoe-loving Philosopher T-Shirts

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I stand corrected."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

No Swimming Allowed

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

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The Wedge Shoe at Work

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

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The girl with the sensible shoes.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.

"It's been a tough day. I'll have a suede boot with a spectator pump chaser."

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"