Shipwreck Scribbler T-Shirts

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Deserted Island Logging

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

"Over there - an island!"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

Deflating Island

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

Sailor Writing

That Sinking Feeling

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'They say it's unsinkable.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Desert Island Messages

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'