Shipwreck Scribbler Gifts

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Over there - an island!"

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

Deflating Island

That Sinking Feeling

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'They say it's unsinkable.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

Desert Island Messages

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."