Nostalgic Scribbler T-Shirts

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Writer’s Corner

Quill

'Not more junk mail!'

Writer's Block

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.

Expression of the inner child

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

Love note discovered by teacher

A pen spewing letters

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Kate Atkinson

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

Monk with a crucifix pen.

The Poet

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner