Nostalgic Note-scribbler T-Shirts

'What's that?'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Musical Prodigy

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'Not more junk mail!'

Writer's Block

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Stephen Collins Foster

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Love note discovered by teacher

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"Careful - it's full of lies."

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

The Poet

Monk with a crucifix pen.

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

STRIP Hambone: Pen and paper, In case of emergency

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'Martin's a birth registrar.'

"I must be getting old. They're playing my favorite son on the muzak!"

'You send cards and gifts and letters, but do they write? No! Do they even call? No! And another thing...'

'Couldn't you just send out an Email?' (a messenger pigeon complaining)