Shhh Lovers Gifts

"We met at the library..."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Bigfoot tracks...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.