Shhh Enthusiast Gifts

Large Print Librarian.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Clandestine cows.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Lancelot put to the Test.

Mummies for Dummies

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"