Shhh Enthusiast Gifts

Large Print Librarian.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

The Fall of Gnome

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Garden variety allergies."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Clandestine cows.

Watering the garden gnome

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Balding gnomes

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Better Gnomes.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'I think I missed that episode.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Lancelot put to the Test.

Mummies for Dummies

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"