Moo-stery Lovers Gifts

Cow First Moo-lert

"This stool shall pass."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Motorherd

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Dummies Books.

Clown Delivering Babies.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Burp!

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Wee Folks Daycare

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'Shall I be moth?'

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'

'I keep thinking people aren't laughing at me.'

"We met at the library..."

World Religions 101. Today's lecture is about minor denominations --- Stop calling it "sects education"!

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

The Samaritans On A Home Visit...

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

"Let's try to affirm these vows with something more convincing than, 'if you say so.'"

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

Medusa gets a trim.

Moose-stache

Love at First Fright Dating Service. She's very picky. As usual, I'm having a hard time finding her a date for the Halloween Ball. She went with the Invisible Man once, but she said she could see right through him. She didn't like Cyclops because it was hard to make eye contact. Doctor Jekyll was no good because two's company and three's a crowd. Has she like anybody? Yeak, Frankenstein's monster ... She thought he was very well-built.