Moo-stery Lovers Pillows

Cow First Moo-lert

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Motorherd

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Burp!

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Wee Folks Daycare

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

'Shall I be moth?'

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

'I keep thinking people aren't laughing at me.'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"We met at the library..."

'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

Medusa gets a trim.

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."