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"We met at the library..."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Lake