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"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Glass of Sherry anyone?

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Sheep In Curlers

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Could you give us a push?'

Quick, follow that star

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Pottery Slam

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"That's his answer to everything!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Shrimp cook

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"My parents hate it."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Centurion in a Shower

Sheep of the 1970's

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'