Sherry Lover Mugs

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Glass of Sherry anyone?

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Sheep In Curlers

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

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Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Could you give us a push?'

Quick, follow that star

Pottery Slam

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"That's his answer to everything!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Shrimp cook

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"My parents hate it."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Centurion in a Shower

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

Sheep of the 1970's

'Oh, did you hear that ringing sound? Sorry my mistake.'