Sheriff Of Sweetness Gifts

'Of all the places, you had to hold up a donut shop!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Cake Free Zone

Thou Shalt Not!

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Cookie Surveillance

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

The Lawman

Who stole my candy?

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

Doughnut Criminals

Investigating Yourself

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

The modern sheriff.