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'Of all the places, you had to hold up a donut shop!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Cake Free Zone

Thou Shalt Not!

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

Cookie Surveillance

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

The Lawman

Who stole my candy?

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

Doughnut Criminals

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

The modern sheriff.

Gun Ego

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun