Shepherding Smirk Gifts

Sheep Ledger

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

The return of the four sheepskins

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Merry Christmas.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"The kid's good."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

The Lawman