Shepherd In Spirit Gifts

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Merry Christmas.

The return of the four sheepskins

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

The Lawman

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'