Story Shepherd Gifts

Reading a biography makes me feel like a surgeon. I'm holding a person's life in my hands.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Sheep Ledger

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Merry Christmas.

The return of the four sheepskins

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'