City Shepherd Gifts

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

The Milky Way (Detail)

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Merry Christmas.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

The return of the four sheepskins

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'