Sea Shepherd Gifts

I remember when all this was water...

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

Seagiraffes

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Sheep Ledger

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Merry Christmas.

The return of the four sheepskins

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"The kid's good."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'