Sea Shepherd T-Shirts

I remember when all this was water...

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

Seagiraffes

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

The return of the four sheepskins

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Merry Christmas.

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'