Shepherds At Sea T-Shirts

Sheep Fishing

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Sheep Ledger

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

The return of the four sheepskins

Merry Christmas.

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

They can't all look like sheep butts.