Shepherds At Sea Pillows

Sheep Fishing

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Sheep Ledger

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

The return of the four sheepskins

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Merry Christmas.

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'