'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'
Spirit-chasing Shepherd Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for a spirit-chasing shepherd? Explore our collection of creatively funny products that capture their love for adventure, exploration, and the great outdoors. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find something that resonates with their free spirit and passion for discovery. Whether it’s for a birthday, a special achievement, or just because, these gifts will speak to their adventurous heart and lively personality.
"Good game."
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'
'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'
'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'
'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'
A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...
Unguided imagery
"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."
Tiny Visions
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
'The meaning of life is dog food.'
Zenemies.
"Needs to get a life"
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
My God, I need to fart.
Astral Projection
"All we have left is standing room only."
"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"
"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"
"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"
Spirit-chasing Shepherd Gifts Collection
Spirit-chasing Shepherd Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the spirited shepherd. Perfect for morning coffee or tea, these mugs celebrate their love for adventure with a humorous twist.
Spirit-chasing Shepherd Pillows
Decorate their space with cozy pillows that embody their adventurous spirit. Perfect for sprucing up a cabin or living room with a touch of wanderlust.
Spirit-chasing Shepherd Prints
Find inspiring prints that echo the passion of a shepherd who’s always chasing new horizons. Great for home, office, or outdoor spaces.
Spirit-chasing Shepherd T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt for the creative shepherd? Our fun and inspiring designs are perfect for those who chase their spirit and enjoy expressing their wild side.