Shepherd Of Words Gifts

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

The return of the four sheepskins

Merry Christmas.

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"The kid's good."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

The Lawman

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'