Shepherding Smirk Pillows

Sheep Ledger

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

The return of the four sheepskins

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Merry Christmas.

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

The Lawman

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

They can't all look like sheep butts.