Shellfishing Gifts

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Shell Pods

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"This is it? No video?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

There it is – my dream beach house.

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"Are you willing to relocate?"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"No, I don't recycle."

'I can hear the sea.'

"That's way out of my price range..."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'