Shellfishing Pillows

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Shell Pods

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"This is it? No video?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'I can hear the sea.'

"I've been evicted."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"That's way out of my price range..."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'