Shellfish Pillows

Mussel Relaxant.

Oyster Bar.

There's an old adage 'Happy as a clam'. . . . is that true?

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Your lobster was off!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Cat eats date.

"How's the salmon?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Civilized Salmon

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'