Shellfish Mugs

Mussel Relaxant.

Oyster Bar.

These are oysters --- They're crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside!

Aquarium. New Giant Clam Exhibit. I think we're ready for tomorrow's grand opening!

There's an old adage 'Happy as a clam'. . . . is that true?

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Your lobster was off!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Civilized Salmon

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Cat eats date.