Sheepish Anglers Gifts

Sheep Fishing

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Sheep Ledger

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Sheepdog Security

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'When you said 'See ewe in my office' sir, I thought...'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

The Sheepdog Trials

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

God builds the first lawn mower.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'I didn't sleep a wink. I was counting sheep all night.'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.