Shakespearean Sage Gifts

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Justice

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The 11th Commandment

Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Bishop with a crozier case.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Manspreading in Art

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

God finger

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"Don't worry, it's nothing."