Shakespearean Sage Pillows

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Justice

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Mitch learns he is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Bishop with a crozier case.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Manspreading in Art

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

God finger

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."