Sex Education Humor Gifts

'Don't mummy birds and bees have headaches then?'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

Sex Score

'My member requires some interest.'

Before birds and bees,

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

Kid to kid about boat: 'Must be one of those charter schools I keep hearing about.'

Speak n Spell - Pirate Edition.

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Students getting marked letter grades on foreheads. 'It's the beginning of another marking period at Highland Community Schools.'

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

'We're studying child birth in sex education. On my birthday I think YOU should get the gifts.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

"We're not so different, you and I."

'So basically, the bee tries to get the bird drunk. And then...'

It's good to expand successful schools, but isn't there a danger of over-extending the catchment area.

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

"We're using analytics now for our teacher evaluations, and it seems your exit velocity at dismissal time is the highest in the school."