Education Jokes Gifts

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

Ethics exam cheater.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Teacher's pet dog

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Chère Maman

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

The Artificial Intelligentsia

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

"An A-plus in plagiarism! I am so proud of you darling!"

Love note discovered by teacher

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"

"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"

"He's not here to keep someone from breaking in. He's here to keep students from breaking out!"

Calculator Jokes