Sex Ed Humor Gifts

Before birds and bees,

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Man painting over a computer screen.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

Sex Score

Adult Magician

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

'My member requires some interest.'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

Uniporn

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'He just learned to count last week and last night he invented 69'

"We're not so different, you and I."

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

'We're studying child birth in sex education. On my birthday I think YOU should get the gifts.'

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

'So basically, the bee tries to get the bird drunk. And then...'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

"We're using analytics now for our teacher evaluations, and it seems your exit velocity at dismissal time is the highest in the school."

'He's beginning to notice girls.'