Sex Ed Humor Pillows

Before birds and bees,

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Man painting over a computer screen.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

'My member requires some interest.'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Sex Score

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

Uniporn

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

'We're studying child birth in sex education. On my birthday I think YOU should get the gifts.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

"We're not so different, you and I."

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

'He just learned to count last week and last night he invented 69'

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

'So basically, the bee tries to get the bird drunk. And then...'

"We're using analytics now for our teacher evaluations, and it seems your exit velocity at dismissal time is the highest in the school."

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'He's beginning to notice girls.'