Sex Ed Satirist Pillows

'What's up with your mum's stomach?'

Ethics exam cheater.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

"...And you get hazardous pay for study hall periods."

Cash For Places - Penbroke College

'Think Basics.'

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

'...And now a word from our sponsors...'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

Before birds and bees,

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

The Artificial Intelligentsia

'The secret to great abs? Marker pen.'

"If you opt for our premium package Ryan will only have tenured professors."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"An A-plus in plagiarism! I am so proud of you darling!"

Medical School